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If you like Twilight...

Fri May 8, 2009, 1:15 AM
  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: Alice in Chains - Down in a hole
  • Reading: PHP Manuals
  • Watching: Venture bro
  • Playing: Joy stick
  • Eating: Miso Soup
  • Drinking: Coke
If you like twilight please KILL YOURSELF. I finally understand why this book became so popular. The modern axiom applies that the low class majority out numbers the higher class minority. And in this case this book is favored by Many people with NO TASTE and no sense of class. The book reads like a fangirl script written by a fangirl who might as well just write a whole book full of frolicking sparkling vampires (lol what? I didn't know a lot of girls are into Bestiality since the idea of having sex with monsters IS BESTIALITY)

As for those who have read it you should learn a lesson from this book. DO NOT BECOME LIKE EDWARD. Edward is your prototype pretty boy with no soul. No personality and marred with dangerous and abusive traits. After reading some of this tripe I will now apologize to all the girls that I may have done wrong by accidentally pulling an Edward. Sorry! I am truly sorry.

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:iconmilkberry-chocolate:
"The book reads like a fangirl script written by a fangirl who might as well just write a whole book full of frolicking sparkling vampires" Definitely agree.. finally someone thinks the way I do about the twilight series :D
the author ruined my impression on vampires..

if people wanted vampire action they should've just read anne rice's books > ^ <

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:iconkaranua:
Who is the author and ISBN, can't make an informed opinion without first reading it.

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:iconabsterge:
Dont worry bro, I'm a teenage girl and I don't like twilight. It's just me against the world, I guess.

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what
:iconrazer-athane:
Absterge, you're not alone.

...lol "pulling an Edward" XD

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:iconelvarien:
What posessed you to actualy pick it up in the first place actualy ?

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:iconkuragiman:
Being a Vampire the Masquerade roleplayer.. Twilight.. OFFENDS ME. Vampires that sparkle in the sun...? WTF. My Vampires burst into flames! My vampires are always ruthless, calculating and see humans as nothing more than food and pawns to be moved around in the neverending game of the rise to power.

I wish BLADE had dropped into the middle of that vampire retardedness and slaughtered them all on the principal of being POOFY vampires.

You are not alone friend. I have many girl friends that vomit at the mention of this crap.
:iconpsycho-kitty:
It reads like fanfiction, and is written like fanfiction.
:icondarkaurasoulstealer:
Lol I havent bothered with reading the book, but yeah the movie was just that much more horrible. Im glad to see more people around that truly do share my taste about it. I thought im the only one who despised it.

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:iconrsj:
You'd be surprised how many girls have entertained the idea of molesting and being molested by beasts.
How do you think they stomach being around men? XD

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